So, just strolling around the Winchester City walking mall after buying a pair of water shoes so I can wade the Shenandoah in search of the wily brown trout, when I came across these guys:
The Presidents of the United States, Confederate States, the general staffs of the Union and Confederate armies, their wives and children, circa 1863.
Startin’ fights:
Hittin’ on chicks: 
You’re all drunk. 
Go home.