Everything you need to know about marriage you learned in kindergarten:
The sand ceremony:
I had no idea what that was. I kept expecting these guys to show up:
The reception:
Everyone who claimed some kind of parental responsibility for either bride or groom:
The best man:
The better women:
My two other sons:
They’re not really my sons, but I bought them enough pizza in high school to count.
Uncle Ralph and Aunt Brenda and Chris and Sidney showed up:
So did the Germans:
Uncle Ralph meets the Germans:
Uncle Ralph meets Diesel and Luna:
Moms getting sloshed:
Moms getting danced:
Congratulations, son. Welcome to the family, Ashley. Watch out for the cat. She plots.
