That D. Krauss is some piece of work. Gets up early, reads the paper, goes off on some silly bicycle for awhile, then sits and bangs on a keyboard for no apparent reason. Get a job, dude.
Obviously, the guy needs help, and I pitch in where I can. Like, whenever he presents an empty lap, I’m right on it so he doesn’t waste any energy slapping the keyboard around.
Just think of how much carpal tunnel I’ve saved him.
I take up some of the research slack, too.
Look for that mouse he keeps talking about.
Man, Aerosmith can blow your hair back.
Who says Wander Cats are useless?