I don’t believe in Global Warming. I don’t believe in “Global” anything: global economy, globalization, global stupidity…well, maybe that last. Mother Earth took about a million years of asteroid pounding and volcanic eruption, brushed herself off and said, “That all you got?” And we think we can affect that? C’mon.
What’s really happened is the earth tilted without us noticing, and Virginia is now where Canada used to be. I present as Exhibit A, this past Sunday night:
What the hey?
Now, I am already in Spring mode and have done some lawn fertilizing and preparation of garden beds and started some vegetable seedlings, so late snow like this is somewhat irritating. But, I gotta admit, it made my crappy neighborhood somewhat fairy-like: 
Especially the next day:
We ended up with 5 1/2 inches of global warming. But it was good, a reminder that, despite our self-regard, Mother Earth calls the shots.
Besides, it allowed me to sculpt a well known Wander Cat:
(Note from Gracie: Really? That’s supposed to be me?
Stick to writing, Krauss.)
We had the summer that wouldn’t freaking quit! Now it’s finally autumn… such joy. 😀
So, going with my theory, you’re now where China used to be.