Tomb Stories: Fort Sill, OK

Set smack in the middle of Ft. Sill, Oklahoma, is the Post Cemetery.

           

 

  Fido can’t get the plot next to you, apparently.

There are some very interesting graves there, like these guys:

    

They were signatories to the Medicine Lodge Treaty, in which the US admitted the just-ended Indian Wars were pretty much our fault. Chief Santanta later led a series of raids against wagon trains when the treaty was broken. He was arrested by General Sherman and sentenced to life in prison in Hunstville, TX, where he committed suicide by diving out a window. He was buried there, but then reinterred at Ft. Sill in 1963.

Santanta was captured along with Sitting Bear, a guy so tough he was the leader of a Kiowa warrior society called the Koitsenko. While being transported by Sherman for trial, he chewed his wrists down to the bone so he could slip out of the handcuffs, stabbed one of the guards and grabbed away the rifle, but was shot down. His body was left by the side of the road for several days, and later interred here.

What a badass.

And here, Chief Ten Bears,

who gave an incredible speech at the Medicine Lodge Treaty signing.

Funny that the Kiowa, Arapaho and Comanche were buried here, while the Apache are off by themselves on the far side of the Post (see previous Tomb Stories). Guess the Apaches didn’t get along with anyone.

There are soldiers’ graves, too. Lots of these: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and some trailblazers:   

Captain Robb was a member of the 2nd Colorado Infantry , Ford’s Company, and fought the Confederates at Glorieta Pass. So, born in Philadelphia, probably went to Colorado during the Gold Rush, joined up to fight the Civil War in the New Mexico territories, and dies at age 43, buried in Oklahoma. What a life.

Lieutenant Colonel Bateman:

   Again, what a life.

And this guy, with a great name and an even greater career, the history of the 20th Century written on his stone and face:

But, then there’s this one:

Frank Vaughan, beaten to death by his mother on the last day of school in 1965 because he forgot his report card.

I went to this funeral.

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Four Rounds with Apollo Creed

I’ve made it into the quarterfinals of the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award contest, which is like surviving four rounds with Apollo Creed: you’re amazed you lasted this long, but don’t think you’re going much further.

I’ve perused some of the other survivors and, man, there’s some good stuff out there. Which is encouraging- if the judges thought The Ship to Look for God carried weight in such company, that’s a pretty good pat on the back.

Go see for yourself.

And while you’re at it, download an excerpt of Ship. Or, spare yourself the trouble and just flip over to my main page and read a shorter version here. Tell me what you think.

‘Cause rounds 5-8 are coming up, and I’m not Rocky Balboa.

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The Adventures of Gracie the Wander Cat: Where No Cat Has Gone Before

One day I was fulfilling Wander Cat prerogatives and climbed up on the roof just to see what was there. Nothing really, but the view was nice and I strolled around a bit admiring things, ending over the front porch, on the pergula.

 

 

 

 

I poked around a bit and figured it was time to go check the fields for any uppity mice…and I couldn’t get down.

 

 

 

 

 

I mean, I just couldn’t! There was no place to climb down that I could see.

 

 

 

 

 

How embarrassing.

If the Wild’uns over there in the woods spotted me, I’d never live it down. They already consider us Wander Cats pussies, and this would give them material for months: “Hey, Gracie, what’s up. You?” or “Get down, Gracie girl, you know you can!” I just didn’t need that crap, so I had to think of something.

Fortunately, that D. Krauss guy was sitting on the porch drinking beer and reading, so I called out, “Hey!” The idiot looks right, then left, then goes back to his book. “Hey!” I said again. Same routine. Took me four times to get the moron to look up.

And what does he do? Starts laughing at me! “Wassamadder, Gracie, you stuck?” You know, I’m already in a bad mood and his cackling is going to attract unwanted attention so, the heck with it, I get ready to jump on him.

But he steps back and says, “No way!” Oh. c’mon! It’s not like I’m going to claw you too deep. Stop being a baby! But he keeps dodging out of the way until he’s standing next to the only place on the whole damn pergula he can get anything to grow.

 

 

“You got yourself up there, you get yourself down,” he says, and taps on the vines. What am I, a chimp? But it looks like that’s the extent of his help, so I started working my way down them. I eventually made it, no thanks to that D. Krauss guy.

Now I know how to get up and down there anytime I want. Which means that D. Krauss guy is going to get a Wander Cat leaping on his neck one morning.

Jerk. 

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All of this leads to a shameless plug

A pal of mine, Jose Bogran recently discussed tech in scifi, or, more accurately, writing low tech in scifi.  What was cutting edge in 1950’s Asimov is now quaint and laughable, and the scifi written today becomes outdated almost the moment it’s published, so maybe best keep the tech low, even non-existent.

I get the point: no one wants instant irrelevance, or downright implausibility because of tech advances, and I think JB proposed some excellent ways around it. But it’s like avoiding a murderer in your murder mystery.

I think most readers are very forgiving of classics like 2001 and Starship Troopers, even though current tech makes a lot of that stuff (HAL going crazy? Please) silly now. I’m not so sure how forgiving they are of current stuff, though, so invoking a few of JB’s suggestions should keep your scifi fresh.

But you could also go all mundane on their asses.

Mundane scifi, that is, which I think is a more accurate scifi than hard core megatech far future space operas could ever be. Although I am a big fan of Alastair Reynolds and Neal Stephenson (okay, so he’s more mundane than hard scifi, but, c’mon, Anathem?), I think things like Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars series  is a more realistic scifi, if those two words can actually go together. It’s more within our possibilities.

So when I do scifi, that’s pretty much where I stay, near earth and near time. Most of the stories in (WARNING! Shameless plug follows!) The Last Man in the World Explains All are mundane, although there’s a couple of far space ones in there, too.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I’m opposed to hard scifi space operas.

I’m just not smart enough to write them.

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A member of the Community

The NBC TV show, I mean. It is the only show I watch on that network, which may explain why NBC came in fifth behind Univision  during sweeps. And since Community only draws about 2-3 million viewers lately, looks to me like Al Jazeera may be picking up another network real soon.

And that’s a shame, because Community is the kind of show we toffs are supposed to like: witty, edgy, completely irreverent, funny as crap, and so rapid fire I have to back the DVR up several times just to catch everything. Not only are the riffs and interplay a scream, but there’s always something insane going on in the background. It’s two! Smack! Two! Two shows in one!

Now, admittedly, the show has a penchant for over-the-toppedness which can be off-putting, like the opening show of season four. Fortunately, those are rare enough, like the occasional derecho, that you can endure them and still enjoy your summer. More typical are the ones like last week’s Inspector Space Time convention. What? You think that was over the top? Man, you have no idea.

So, give it a whirl. Watch Season 1 first, if you can, otherwise you’re going to be clueless. But, do it soon because, with these ratings and Dan Harmon’s departure,  I don’t think you’re going to have Dean Pelton to dress up anymore.

 

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Full-on pansy

I’ve watched Downton Abbey since day 1, but that doesn’t mean I’ve turned into a full-on pansy writing Downton Abbey fanfic.  The show actually irritates the crap out of me. I mean, the whole Mary and Matthew dynamic makes me want to book a tour on a Carnival ship. And if you look up deus ex machina in a dictionary, Julian Fellowes picture is right there.

So, then maybe I should stop watching. But, no, I can’t, because I keep waiting for the promise of Season 1—that here, in this splendid house, on these never ending grounds, and in the manners and customs of these gentle good folk, an entire way of life is gasping out its last breaths.

That’s what made Season 1 just so damn compelling— fin de siecle avalanching down the mountain with Downton Abbey and Lord Grantham right in its crosshairs. Yeah, yeah, the whole succession issue thrown into uproar by the sinking of the Titanic, and yes, the Mary/Matthew dynamic with its real issues of inheritance and wealth, and, yes, Maggie Smith has got just the best lines. But see, while you’re watching all that, you know what’s coming: obscene, horrific violence across the trenches of Europe that will pitch Lord Grantham and the English class system onto the dustheap of history. There will be risings of workmen, worldwide epidemics, disaffection and delusion and the whole modernist movement. Carson and Ms. Hughes will be the only ones left, caretaking the dust filled hallways and the white-sheeted furniture, imploring the occasional passer-by to sit and hear a tale.

Lord Grantham is an elegant dead man walking.

IMHO, Downton Abbey should have ended there; a fine ghost, fondly remembered, but gone. We hardly knew ye. And I swear I read an article that Julian Fellowes had planned exactly that, one season, but the rabid popularity of the show caught him completely by surprise and he, hastily, decided to go on. I can’t seem to find that article now so maybe it’s just wishful thinking on my part, but, given the subsequent seasons, I don’t think so.

Because there are now plot points that have absolutely no point: Matthew’s paralysis, Bates’ imprisonment. There are so many gods falling all over each other’s machines that there’s absolutely no tension: Lavinia’s very timely Spanish flu death, Matthew’s very timely inheritance (with a contrived moral quandary that, also, was pointless). And the noble, stalwart Lord Grantham is now some silly English kaniggit saying “Gad!” and “Drat” to all this new-fangled efficiency and (gasp!) trade. It’s enough to make me stop watching.

Except Maggie Smith has got the best lines.

 

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Tomb Stories: Apache cemetery, Ft. Sill, Oklahoma

Creepiness: 2 stars.

Coolness: 5 stars

 

Way out on the far end of the Ft. Sill range, is one of the saddest cemeteries I’ve ever seen. This explains why:

I ain’t buying the forced cheerfulness. This is not a happy place.

The main attraction, of course, is who’s buried here:

Like Geronimo: 

And a few others:

    

How’d you like to go up against a warrior named Chief Loco?

James Kaywaykla was quite the badass. Wrote a book about his life: http://www.amazon.com/James-Kaywaykla/e/B001KHTZDK

Jason Betziniz was equally a badass, and also wrote a book: http://www.amazon.com/Jason-Betzinez/e/B001KHFEAI

This guy didn’t write a book, as far as I know. Didn’t last long enough:

Apache kids didn’t last very long, either:

    

And the women. Just so…alone.

                                 

In the shadow of Mt. Scott,

so very far from home.

 

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As long as it needs to be

Get your minds out of the gutter; I’m talking about stories.

I’ve got one that took hold of me a couple of years ago, a historical fiction about the disastrous Narvaez expedition, and it ended up about 8000 words long. That puts it in the loosely defined novella category, which is fine; you can call it a ham sandwich for all I care. Most readers I know are not so worried about a story’s length as they are about its plot, direction, and ability to hold their interest. Take a look at Neal Stephenson’s massive Baroque Cycle, if you want an excellent example of a billion-word story that keeps readers enthralled all the way to the end.

So, I’ve always been puzzled by word limits. You know, the ones imposed by editors and magazines and agents on your particular opus. I don’t think a lot of authors write something with an eye on the Word Count ticker. I think they write something, then start squashing it down to meet the publishing definition of what they are trying to write. And I think that is a criminal act worthy of an old fashioned cat-o’-nine-tails scouring. Of the editor and agent.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I am a firm believer in the killing of your children. The Narvaez story, on first draft, was about 16,000 words, and I murdered a lot of unnecessary orphans to get it into current shape. There should not be one thing in a story that doesn’t belong there. And all writing is story, whether it’s novel or screenplay or even a term paper explaining the adiabatic lapse rate . But forcing the story into an artificially imposed word limit often kills children unworthy of slaughter, and alters the story from what was intended. How many unpublished versions of what you’ve published do you have in a desk drawer, and how different are they then what was submitted? And I don’t mean godawful first drafts, but ones you, sorrowing, put away because of venue?

This is reading, not TV. If you’re going to read, read. And if you’re going to write so others may read, write all the words you can.

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The Toronto Hunger Games Champion

…is running for the US Senate. Help him get there.

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Good Lines

“The colonel was a disputatious individual, stubborn, easily driven to wrath, and possessed of many positive opinions, most of which were founded upon a bedrock of nearly invincible ignorance.”  Robert Sheckley, from his short story, A Suppliant in Space.

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