My cousin, Jason Smith, is at it again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kPwGV_FhZo
There’s something wrong with that boy.
My cousin, Jason Smith, is at it again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kPwGV_FhZo
There’s something wrong with that boy.
Because I was in that neck of the woods last August (see The Last Book Sale below), I decided to visit my old neighborhood in Lawton, OK:
Now, yes, I know, it’s Oklahoma, and the word “visit” isn’t usually associated, more likely the words “pass through.” But, it is the first place I remember, it is one of the places I define as “home” (the other being Pemberton, NJ, and yeah, I know, geez, I sure can pick ’em), and I recall the time and place with nostalgia. And fear. And sadness.
I lived there from some point in the late 50’s until 1965. I don’t remember arriving because I was two or three years old. I do remember my naturalization ceremony (did I mention I was born a German citizen?) because I was standing on some dias holding a little American flag and some guy in a suit said something so I stepped down and everyone in the Comanche County courtroom laughed and I was wondering, “What’s so damn funny?” Amazing what you remember, ain’t it? I do remember from about 1961 on, because it was just the best place to be a kid.
Pretty much most places in the early 60s’ were great to be kids in. Whole different zeitgeist. Doors were left unlocked, kids walked or biked to school, played until well after dark, only coming in after the third or fourth time Mom called your name. We played tag and hopscotch and baseball and jumped rope and chased each other all around the place. We used the drain pipes as a private kid highway to travel under the roads to the nearby parks. I discovered Marvel comics, had the first Fantastic Four and X-Men, and played what I suppose were the first budding RPGs, with me as Cyclops and my pal next door as Spiderman. We played World War 2 and Rebs and Yanks and, yes, cowboys and Indians, shooting toy guns at each other while making extraordinarily accurate imitations of bullets winging past and hand grenade explosions. Teachers did not take us to principals and ply us with Adderol because of our anti-social tendencies. We ran from bullies, tried to kiss the girls and got razzed for it, watched Ed Sullivan, went to Sunday School.
And then Frank Vaughan’s mother beat him to death with a baseball bat:
I count that one event as the point when my childhood died, my family dissolved, and all the magic in the world dissipated. A few days after Frank’s murder, my family imploded and I found myself on a bizarre journey across the south that, really, hasn’t ended. No need to go into details; Frank Vaughn Killed by his Mom, provides those.
So I went back looking for the magic:
And it is all, all, gone.
My review of this masterful, but, oh God, painfully long, novel is here.
there comes through mist a time lost chaise,
one horse’d, returning in gentle ghostlight
from that far-off dance, crinoline flirt, fan-hidden face,
and the young gray officer, Ivanhoe heart.
A field to the left is somehow crimson
While the fields of the great house now part 
with fire and scream and dead lines risen
to judgment, to punishment, of lives stolen
out a darkling land
so crinoline and officer may have swollen
their wealth and life, from a blistered hand.
You are murderers.
Location: Fredericksburgh, VA
Creepiness: 1 and a half stars
Coolness: 3 stars
Interesting cemetery, especially if you’re into history: 
There was a rather bloody battle around the church’s front steps during the Civil War, and about 400 soldiers were buried, willy-nilly, about the place.

Amputated arms and legs were piled up in the church corners, which should raise the creepiness factor somewhat. But…
Unfortunately, the churchyard is right smack next to a super-busy main highway, and has quite the view of commercial activities. 
Even at night, the only creepiness comes from the bad drivers. So, no.
Coolness, though, up there. Battlefield. Old church with bloody stumps thrown around it. And a McDonald’s around the corner. Definitely cool.
Sergeant Snellings chose Stonewall Jackson’s last words as his epitaph.
Were they afraid Mary was coming back?
Others ended up here from rather far flung places:
Mr. Butzner there would have been 39, 40 years old when the battle occurred. Wonder if he was a German recruit in the Union XI Corp and came back after the war?
Somewhat of a bust. First, I didn’t do my usual elaborate pumpkin, but this, instead:
Meh. Although, I grew the pumpkins mesself. Yeppur. Right in the back yard.
I didn’t dress up, either, like I did last year: 
That’s me as Nick Fury, the real Nick Fury. Tony Stark is standing next to me.
But, nothing this year, although a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent showed up: 
Last year, we had forty kids clean us out of candy. This year? Three:
A Cowardly Lion, Princess Merida, and a vampire. That’s it. And here I’ve got the perfect neighborhood for trick-or-treating:
You can almost hear Jamie Lee Curtis screaming in the distance, can’t ya? But nobody came.
Even Gracie the Wander Cat was unimpressed: 
Oh well. Maybe next year.
My cousin, Jason Smith, is hanging out with the people you want as friends when the Zombie Apocalypse hits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maRCstZPh-8&feature=youtu.be
I guess I’ve always lived in this house. I don’t remember any other place, so, must be. The idiots living here kept me in the closet or the basement, depending on the day. From what I could glean, the guy who owned this place was some kind of ogre who wouldn’t let the idiots have a pet so they hid me…
“Pet.”
I am not a pet. I don’t fetch. I don’t guard. And I don’t need any “lookin’ after.” At all.
I didn’t like the closet. The main idiot put my litter box in there, lined the room with aluminum to seal in the odor, and left me inside, all day. No food, just water. He’d let me out when he got back from school, give me a gaggy snack, then throw me out in the yard. The other idiots would put me in the basement when the first idiot forgot about me or was off doing something else, which was, actually, better. There were mice down there and things to get into, and the back of the oil furnace made a handy toilet. Besides, they cut a little opening in the basement door so I could come and go as I pleased.
And I pleased. I ran all over that house, when I wasn’t locked up in the closet. And I ran all over the neighborhood.
Had a pretty good time, except for the one or two occasions when the main idiot took me to a vet who gave me shots and snipped the ol’ tubes. I didn’t much care for that.
So, one day, I’m running around the house because all kinds of interesting things were going on. The idiots were hooting and hollering about “Graduation!” or some such nonsense, packing up a lot of boxes and moving a lot of crap around. Entertaining. Closet Boy put me out in the yard and drove off. I played around on the street for awhile then came back and waited. And waited. And waited.
None of the idiots came back.
So, right then and there, I’m a Wander Cat. Not a Wild’un, like the group living over there in the woods: Wild’uns never knew a home; Wander Cats did. Wild’uns don’t like Wanders, and vice-versa. They think we’re pussies, yuk yuk. We think they’re stupid.
Because, you play your cards right, you can get people to take care of you.
Which is what I did. This guy, D. Krauss, moved into the place a few weeks later and I kept showing up and meowing and rubbing against the guy and he’d say, “Hey, Cat, who do you belong to?” Well, you, dummy, but he never caught on and winter came and I spent it going from place to place, taking a meal from some kind old lady and a houseful of female college students down the street, or making one out of the occasional field mouse. Lived under porches and under D. Krauss’ deck out back, something he never knew.
From time to time, I’d find him outside and and rub against his leg, trying to catch his interest, but they guy is just too dim.
So, one spring day, I hear my name being called, “Gracie! Gracie!” I come out from some wood pile and saunter on over and it’s that guy, D. Krauss, standing on his porch holding some kind of card. “That’s your name, huh?” he asks, looking at the card. Well, yeah, I came, didn’t I?
“According to this,” D. Krauss waved the card at me, “you’re an orange-and-white longhaired Main Coon, a runt, and you’re due some shots,” and the guy grabs me by the back of the neck, shoves me in a box, and, next thing you know, I’m gettin’ flea dusted and vaccinated and groomed and, well, I’m not liking it very much. I spit and scratch but the vet wraps me up in a towel and gives me a shot and, wow, the colors, the colors…
When I wake up, I’m back in the house. Oh no, not the closet! So I stumble over to the door and raise a racket and that D. Krauss guy comes over, “What’s wrong, what’s wrong?” and I’m still at the door raising a ruckus and he opens it and I bolt.
Been outside ever since, but, it’s okay. That D. Krauss guy has been feeding me. Feels guilty, I guess, and I’m not stupid so I show up and meow and act grateful and even let him scratch my chin, but you ain’t gettin’ me back inside, bub.